Dear Tim

May. 19th, 2006 05:32 pm
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Another day another To: Timothy Alfred Desmond, Son of the Great Hern, Dread and Puissant Champion of the Fae

From: Lord Elric Palamon, Commander in Chief of the Armies of the Liberated Fae, Chairman of the Board, Reigning Bingo Champion

Re: Possesion

Tim my boy! Delightfull to hear from you! Getting into trouble already I hear? Dreadfully sorry to hear about what happened. Terrible business that. Hobby says the culprit's name was Adella? Well I can happily assure you that she's not one of ours. We took regular census in the cold lands, and there's no record of any Adella. Not even among those what went to the dark side, so to speak.

What you have there my boy, is an Unseelie. Nasty piece of work the Unseelie, not to be tackled lightly. So kudos for defeating one with yoru life and sanity intact! Your sanity is intact I trust? No pesky voices telling you to kick puppies or set buildings on fire?

In any case, it is in recognition of your unswerving devotion to duty, your unflinching courage in the face of utmost evil, and your unmatched skill at weilding the badge of office of Dread and Puissant Champion of the Fae, that I hereby award you,

THE SEELIE MEDAL OF VALOR (see enclosed)

Wear it proudly my boy. I'm certain the Great Hern would be proud.

attatched post-it: his nibs was all for coming down there in person, or recalling you up here for a formal ceremony but we talked him out of it. You're welcome

Keep up the good work lad!

Sincerely,
Lord Palamon

P.S. My PR department says we should officially apologize to all involved. Please call (###)###-#### collect and give us a complete list if you could so we can properly do so. Thanks.

P.P.S. Alchemy you say? Fascinating science that! Never could get the hang of it myself. Kudos to Mr. Alphonse.

Hmm. Unseelie eh? I'd better see what I can do about that. And Hobson might be right about that purification thing he mentioned in his letter. Looks like I'm going back to the weapons locker. First though, I call the number. Not without a bit of hesitation mind you. I just hope this official apology doesn't involve a parade or something. Lord Palamon has the habit of overdoing it sometimes.

Tim has posted a thing on his door saying whether he's in or not. Right now, he's not.

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