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grand_fallguy) wrote2006-06-28 06:15 pm
grand_fallguy) wrote2006-06-28 06:15 pm
Room 314 Wednsday Morning
"C'mon, pick up....Hobson! Good, glad you're there...I don't know where else you'd be, even Hobgoblin Butlers have social lives don't they? Listen that's not important. Is Yang there? On his way? Good. Okay will my wand, sword, whatever, will it affect ghosts?"
"Hmm, I'm not certain sir. ghosts are not quite Fae."
"yang's a Ghost, and Teleri's almost one."
"A good point sir. I'll have to look into it, the original edition of the instructions are here, as is the customer service number. I shall get back to you on that. Ah, here's Yang."
"Tim! How goes it?! Deflower any virgins yet?"
"I...what? No-"
"Why not?! My beloved Granddaughter's abandoned us both! Move on boy! I have! All those girls you talk about down there and you can't have sex with any of them? I don't think you're trying."
"Honestly I'm not-"
"I just can't help you."
"Yang shut up for a minute about sex. I know it's hard....stop giggling, you know what I mean. I hope you do anyway. Listen, I need an insider's perspective. How do you get rid of ghosts?...No, I am not trying to get rid of you."
"Hmm, I'm not certain sir. ghosts are not quite Fae."
"yang's a Ghost, and Teleri's almost one."
"A good point sir. I'll have to look into it, the original edition of the instructions are here, as is the customer service number. I shall get back to you on that. Ah, here's Yang."
"Tim! How goes it?! Deflower any virgins yet?"
"I...what? No-"
"Why not?! My beloved Granddaughter's abandoned us both! Move on boy! I have! All those girls you talk about down there and you can't have sex with any of them? I don't think you're trying."
"Honestly I'm not-"
"I just can't help you."
"Yang shut up for a minute about sex. I know it's hard....stop giggling, you know what I mean. I hope you do anyway. Listen, I need an insider's perspective. How do you get rid of ghosts?...No, I am not trying to get rid of you."