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Flower petals? Check. Dying? Check. T'ing?...T'ing? Where the hell was T'ing? This was MY death scene, didn't she know by now what her part in it was? My head was supposed to be cradled in her lap while she wept and swore she'd never love anyone half as much as she'd loved me. But nope, my head was definately not cradled in ANYONE'S lap.

Sigh. Well at least Teleri's in fine form. That's some quality keening right there, 'preciate it Teleri. And hey why not? I'm the last of the Desmonds, if you're gonna go out, go out in style. That's what I'm doing, and if this is her last keening, I say keen it out baby! This is your curtain call too. Except you're not going to that big Flatbush apartment in the sky when you're done. You've got that nice sea-side rath to retire to when I'm gone.

I know I'm not supposed to, but I cheat a little. I seem to remember quite a crowd last time I was here. Lesee, yep, Neil, Hobson, Eleziane, Master Runyon, Dad...Dad? Where's he been?! Lot of other folks I can't name. who are all you people? That guy's dressed like Hobson, cept he's not a hobgoblin. Guess all butlers dress the same. Woah, hey, eyepatch. Cool.

And oh, there's T'ing. Standing next to Teleri. What's she doing over there? And who are all those other girls? One's got a bow and arrow, there's one girl who keeps popping out of sight and appearing somewhere else, that redhead must be a changling like Eleziane, there's that girl that gave me Deja Vu, I guess those girls are gonna help me move on to the afterlife cause they've got moving boxes with them, hey Smallville how you doin'? And why's that blonde offering me an orange? I'm dying honey I don't think oranges are on the menu. Is that the custom where you're from cause I don't think it is here. Tell you what share out the oranges at my wake kay? I'm Irish those things are supposed to be a big party, hope you brought enough for everyone.

And speaking of everyone, these death scenes are getting really out of hand here people. This was supposed to be a nice, quiet good bye between me and T'ing. I'm sorry but if I don't put my foot down now then next thing you know we'll be trying to crowd the entire population of New York under this here tree. This grassy knoll was built to be spacious for two. I'm glad you're here to see me off, really but it's getting crowded....

Okay the girls can stay but the rest of you gotta clear out.


[ooc: that's the waynes world dream sequence cue in case you were confused]
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