Princeton University

Due to extra classes, it had taken Tim longer than the usual four years, but graduation was rapidly approaching. And he had just gotten word that Faust had finally offered to 'make an honest woman' out of his mother. They hadn't set a date yet but Faust had asked Tim to be his best man.

The difficulty was that his mother had separately asked him to give her away. He knew where his priorities lay of course. But how to let Faust down gently?